NOMADICISTA

A set of jumper cables walk into a bar and order a drink....the bartender says "OK...but I dont want you starting anything in here!"

Bob is the closest...yet the furthest at the same time. How is that possible? :D I guess Kindergarten children "accidently" got it correct because they simply answered the only real question with an honest answer of "No" :D ...most everyone else tries to figure it out the rest o...

Musicians can do anything except make money by doing their craft. Such is the life of an artist. You can say that again! You can say that again! You two just need to shake your ass a little more in the next Bill Bifwinkle video. :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWlv5JsF58A Are you offering us $ to...

Oh, well, alright. "Once upon a time in a land far away, there was an old Housetrucker who owed the IRS a lot of taxes, and"... Jeez, will you look at that! I had no idea it was so late!!! That's all we have time for today. I gotta go cook up a story for a 1040 and a Schedule SE.... Remem...

OK...but I want you to know that the offer has no expiration date!

I am certain that that IS subliminal but my scratch and sniff camera REALLY works!
Maybe I should take some pictures of my holding tanks with it and post them here for everyone?

Was it Ester Williams?

I only saw the first page and that was enough to add it to my faves!

My fondest moments as a musician are of making people happy..it makes the final connection I was playing guitar last week and a deaf guy was grooving the tunes by putting his hands on my guitar.

:D That reminded me of a true story...I was about 7 years old at my grandparents house. They had company in the back porch room and were visiting while I rumaged in the shed. I came out with a shovel in my hand proceeding to the backyard. My ghrandfather asks, "what are you going to dig"? ...

Pre-school. Its more fun!

There is a nice airport in Springfield!

ok...I just wrote a hint but deleted it because it was actually a little. Here's a new hint: It's one word. I turn polar bears white And I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee And girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid And normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes br...

Rudy wrote:

ezrablu wrote:Sounds good, Rudy. You've tickled my tomato fancy.

I am a fancy tickler.

You are much more than that Rudy...you are a fancy french tickler!

I was wondering if Rudy knew that he would have to drive Dennis back after getting to Mo? Then after Dennis got home we would have to come back again to ride to mo...again. Sounds like ground hog day to me...or a twilight zone.