NOMADICISTA

Reminded me of this one:

Stan

Hi Lois,
Welcome, and hope you enjoy your stay here. Lots of good info on important subjects on this site.
Stan

All generalizations are false, including this one.

90% of all statistics are made up.

Stan

Hmmm,
Rufus? Looks like you might believe some of the same shit I believe.
Stan

Yessir. Coming from some very different backgrounds it seems, there is a kinship that exists, overcoming the differences, to share the good. At least in my short time here, with none of the flaming, and harsh, demeaning, crap that I've encountered at some of the other sites I've looked into in the p...

Thanks Dennis, makes me want to load the Metro and head south. Oops, no geetus. Guess I'll stay here and work.

Stan

It's me agin Margerite! Like I was saying, well what was I saying? Anyway, Rudy, we love you man! Something I think I've noticed. People like you, musically talented, seems to me, your brain works somewhat different than people like me, who have no musical or artistic-type talent. I do love music. M...

Brings back memories! Along about 1975 or so, after the gas-shortage and it's assorted bullshat, a friend at work showed a few of us guys a magazine ad for a book describing some wonderful high-mileage conversions and such that were low-buck/free etc. About a half-dozen of us chipped in a buck apiec...

Yep, that's a good problem, if'n you gotta have one. Except for the lost coolant of course.
May all your troubles be small and short-lived.
Stan

If it takes a hen and a half, a day and a half, to lay an egg and a half, how long does it take a rooster sitting on a brass doorknob to hatch out a hardware store?

I'd say mayonnaise.
Stan

Guess that's the first time I've been called General Custer. Colonel Sanders quite often, and some other stuff many times.
Stan

Glasses? Me? Glasses? Laid'em down somewhere here, can't see'em right now. Gotta find my glasses. Maybe left them at the chicken-house.
Stan

Thanks to Rudy's tutoring and Wally-World's $13.00 card-reader, I can now post pics. That might not be such a good idea, at least in this instance, but anyway here's a mug-shot of the guy they call "the ol'bastard" at the shop.
Stan

Finally got around to taking some pics and giving a bit of a rundown on what's been happening with the Metro. Hope it's okay to just provide a link. I'd be hard-pressed to remember half of what I wrote. Got some pics too, uummmm, mebbe I can post them here, if I can follow Rudy's instructions. Well,...