NOMADICISTA

"Doc, you've got to help me. Every time I drive down a country lane, I find myself singing "Green, Green Grass of Home.' "Every time I see a cat I sing "What's New Pussycat?' "And last night I sang "Delilah" in my sleep. I tell you Doc, my wife was not at all amuse...

One of my bumper stickers reads: "I Brake For Hallucinations" the other reads: "If you can read this, I'm about to be your hood ornament"...don't seem to have problems with tailgaters, heh!

I won't date myself, I'm not good enough for me...

Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd...the buffalo chips gum up the wheels...

I'm not so sure about that, Ezra, I could mess up a wet dream on a dry run...
If the opposite of "pro" is "con", what is the opposite of progress?

@ James: Ditto Ezra's post - feel free to vent. We're here to listen and venting here is much better that lashing out elsewhere. Hang tough, things will get better (although there's much to be said for Ezra's signature line, heh!). But hey, if it was simple, we could train monkeys to do it, and the...

@ ezra: EW-w-w-w! :P A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Beca...

Two atoms are walking down the sidewalk when they accidentally bump into each other. "I'm really sorry," the first atom said. "Are you all right?" "Actually no," said the second atom. "I lost an electron." "Oh no! Are you sure?" "I'm positive!&q...

@ Alex: I pretty much use the same method as Rudy. My advantage is that my ceiling skins are held on with screws, so I use them to anchor my L brackets and don't have to drill additional holes in the skins. @ Graydawg: Wow, James, that hurts! Do you have any leads on who stole it/are the police abl...

Progressive is notorious for high rates on converted busses, if they'll even insure it (many times they'll drop you just after they pick you up). You may want to check into GMAC, they are known to give "skoolies" very good rates. You may also want to look into Good Sam Emergency Road Servi...

My train of thought is on a siding somewhere...

I never drove a bus before I got mine either, but I have never been afraid to try to drive anything so I wasn't nervous. After checking the fluids, I hpped in and took off. It only took a few miiles to get a feel for how she handled and away I went, from MA to NC with only minor issues. If ya want t...

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Cool Beans, Dennis! Hope everything goes your way, and keep us posted!

Glad yer back! Lots of set up to do, eh? Musta got a new toy! ..."loading software"...has replaced "some assembly required"...heh!