A Funny Thing Happened.....

ezrablu · Post by **ezrablu** » Sun Feb 06, 2011 5:55 am

Rudy! WELL...I had that happen at McDonalds one time! I had a big mac and bit into it...my teeth slid across the plastid and I wondered what the heck. They never took the plastic off the cheese

When I took it up to the counter the manager snatched it out of my hands soooo fast I barely seen it happen lol.

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Sun Feb 06, 2011 9:07 am

I have never been a picky eater, perhaps I should pay more attention? A bunch of friends and I went to a greek resturant...it was buffet style. I found the lettuce and salad makings...piled my plate high...and there were pans of, what should have been and what I thought to be salad dressing. I decided on french. After eating it for a while..I kept saying to everyone that the dressing tastes funny...but I continued eating anyways...after all I was there for a new experience! Only after it was almost all gone did someone else taste it and inform me that it was mango pudding. YUCK!

ezrablu · Post by **ezrablu** » Sun Feb 06, 2011 9:22 am

Well...

Everybody loves Mango!

Dennis The Bus Dweller · Mon Feb 07, 2011 1:33 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcpcMxmL ... r_embedded

yugogypsy · Post by **yugogypsy** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 2:52 pm

At work today, we had someone with sticky fingers. Not on staff, but a browser, various small items disappeared off various sellers tables and we in the kitchen lost our brand new bottle of Tabasco sauce!

Now is that weird or what?

Lois

dburt · Post by **dburt** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:27 pm

It will be a hot time tonight for someone!

Rudy · Post by **Rudy** » Wed Feb 09, 2011 5:12 am

As history buffs you probably already know this forgotten
fact....

Have you ever wondered who first uttered the phrase 'You
Gotta Be Shittin Me'?

Well, it just so happens to have originated through the
Father of Our Country, way back when George Washington was
crossing the Delaware River with his troops.

There were 33 (remember this number) in Washington's boat.
It was extremely dark and storming furiously and the water
was tossing them about.

Finally, Washington grabbed Corporal Peters (remember this
name) and stationed him at the front of the boat with a
lantern. He ordered him to keep swinging it, so they could
see where they were heading. Corporal Peters, through
driving rain and cold, continued swinging the lantern back
and forth, back and forth.

Then a big gust of wind and a wave hit and threw Corporal
Peters and his lantern into the Delaware . Washington and
His troops searched for nearly an hour trying to find
Corporal Peters, but to no avail. All of them felt terrible,
for the Corporal had been one of their favorites.

Sometime later, Washington and his troops landed on the
other side, wet and totally exhausted . He rallied the
troops and told them that they must go on.

Another hour later, one of his men said, 'General, I see
lights ahead.' They trudged toward the lights and came upon
a huge house. What they didn't know was that this was a
house of Ill Repute, hidden in the forest to serve all who
came.

General Washington pounded on the door, his men crowding
around him. The door swung open, and much to his surprise
stood a beautiful woman. A huge smile came across her face,
to see so many men standing there.

Washington was the first to speak, 'Madam, I am General
George Washington and these are my men. We are tired , wet,
exhausted , and desperately need warmth and comfort.'

Again, the Madam looked at all the men standing there, and
with a broad smile on her face, said, 'Well, General, you
have come to the right place. We can surely give you warmth
and comfort. How many men do you have?'

Washington replied , 'Well, Madam, there are 32 of us
without Peters.'

And the Madam said, 'You gotta be shittin me.'

graydawg · Post by **graydawg** » Wed Feb 09, 2011 5:21 am

RUDY that was good, you are deffinately a trip,

ezrablu · Post by **ezrablu** » Wed Feb 09, 2011 6:36 am

YEP funny stuff, Rudy!

ezrablu · Post by **ezrablu** » Wed Feb 09, 2011 6:46 am

Hugh Hefner and Dennis Weaver are at a party at Mick Jagger's. Hugh tells Dennis Weaver he does not like Weaver's "McCloud" TV series. Weaver tells Hugh that he doesn't like Playboy. A fight breaks out. Hefner and Weaver wrestle each other to the ground.

Mick Jagger runs out yelling, "Hey, hey, Hugh -- Hugh, get off of McCloud."

Dennis The Bus Dweller · Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:33 pm

ezrablu · Post by **ezrablu** » Wed Feb 09, 2011 3:42 pm

There's a rumor here at work that this morning they are gonna take away someone's Blackberr

Stealth Camper · Post by **Stealth Camper** » Wed Feb 09, 2011 4:10 pm

This seems like the place for this. HEMA is a Dutch department store, since the 20s. Watch it a while. Don't click on anything. And there is sound.

http://producten.hema.nl/

Rudy · Post by **Rudy** » Wed Feb 09, 2011 4:14 pm

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No, ma'am, they are dead."

ezrablu · Post by **ezrablu** » Wed Feb 09, 2011 4:48 pm

Stealth Camper...now that's creative advertising! Pretty cool

Rudy

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