A Funny Thing Happened.....

ezrablu · Post by **ezrablu** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:48 pm

Especially for Griff:

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef.

Griff · Post by **Griff** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 4:49 pm

I'm not so sure about that, Ezra, I could mess up a wet dream on a dry run...
If the opposite of "pro" is "con", what is the opposite of progress?

ezrablu · Post by **ezrablu** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 5:25 pm

Rudy · Post by **Rudy** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 8:43 pm

Griff wrote:
I'm not so sure about that, Ezra, I could mess up a wet dream on a dry run...
If the opposite of "pro" is "con", what is the opposite of progress?

And now the politicians are having a protest contest.

Dennis The Bus Dweller · Mon Apr 11, 2011 2:29 pm

He's no dog but he's willing to learn

ezrablu · Post by **ezrablu** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:59 am

What Battle Cat don't know, won't hurt him...lucky cat

ezrablu · Post by **ezrablu** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 9:03 am

Tuna free Dolphins

http://www.break.com/index/cat-plays-wi ... in-2041695

Dennis The Bus Dweller · Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:40 pm

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then dies. Once again, a ceremony is held, and at the end of it, the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they carry the casket towards the door, the husband cries out, "Watch that wall!"

Dennis The Bus Dweller · Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:44 pm

An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They searched for days and couldn't find her, so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something. Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the boat. It read:
"Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at the bottom of the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her butt was an oyster and in it was a pearl worth $50,000 .. please advise."
The old man faxed back: "Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap."

Jones'n4chrome · Post by **Jones'n4chrome** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 5:16 am

graydawg · Post by **graydawg** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 6:57 am

DAMIT DENNIS, I NEED SOME OF THAT LUCK

Griff · Post by **Griff** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 1:32 pm

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 2:22 pm

The same thing happened to me once and the only thing I got was crabs!

Jones'n4chrome wrote:

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 2:25 pm

Dennis The Bus Dweller wrote: An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They searched for days and couldn't find her, so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something. Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the boat. It read:
"Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at the bottom of the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her butt was an oyster and in it was a pearl worth $50,000 .. please advise."
The old man faxed back: "Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap."

The same thing happened to me once and the only thing I got was crabs.

Jones'n4chrome · Post by **Jones'n4chrome** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 3:12 pm

Leave it to Dave Chappelle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKd35EmCIx8

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