Why do you remain single (unmarried)?

[graydawg]

I think I may have found Dennis long lost cousin, I do see some of the facial features strikingly familiar, well you be the judge
I think the ajax lady is Katy though
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2pXxHW1DHs&NR=1

I was right, checked my sources and it is indeed Katy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH_npzCeg30

[Rudy]

The Divorced Barbie Doll

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?' The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls.

[Dennis The Bus Dweller]

Rudy, Rudy, Rudy, That was a great one

[ezrablu]

bummer....too bad all of us aren't like Barbie. Some of us are just her cousin Skipper and only got our last name back

[Rudy]

"Honey, let's go for a walk and talk about it"

[graydawg]

RUDY, you are a mess, I must have got that one myself. it sure sounds familiar, but she just wanted money.

[ezrablu]

Why do I feel like that monkey should be wearing a trench coat?