Happy Easter!

Dennis The Bus Dweller · Mon Apr 25, 2011 11:01 am

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.

The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.

The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a
man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.
She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.

"I feel terrible,"he explains,"I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."
The blonde says, " Don 't worry."
She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.
She walks over to the limp,dead rabbit,bends down,and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.

The rabbit jumps up,waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.
Ten feet away the rabbit stops,turns around and waves again,
he hops down the road another 10 feet,turns and waves,
hops another ten feet,turns and waves,
and repeats this again and again and again,until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demands,
"What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?"
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
It says..

(This is bad!)

(You know you could just click off and not read the punch line....)

(You can still delete it)

(Last chance)

(OK, here it is)

It says,

"Hair Spray -

Restores life to dead hair,
and adds permanent wave."

Happy Easter!!! (be sure and watch him for a few minutes! )

May your troubles be less,
may your blessings be more,
and may nothing but happiness
come through your door!

ezrablu · Post by **ezrablu** » Mon Apr 25, 2011 12:14 pm

My youngest sister grew up in the 80's...the decade of BIG hair...there was no such thing as TOO BIG. She used "Aquanet" hairspray....we used to call her "Aquahelmet".

Stealth Camper · Post by **Stealth Camper** » Mon Apr 25, 2011 2:43 pm

Pretty cold showing her hair to the world! I am presuming she doesn't still wear it this way?

I knew a guy back in about 1981 who wore the current fad of 'curly perm' for men. Last time I saw him (about 6 years ago) he was still wearing it. (Shudder!!)

ezrablu · Post by **ezrablu** » Mon Apr 25, 2011 4:01 pm

She laughs about it too and has it posted on Facebook herself

and nah, she don't wear it like that anymore

Your friend is one of the reasons for that saying..."Stuck in the 80's"

graydawg · Post by **graydawg** » Mon Apr 25, 2011 5:16 pm

EZRABLU , you been holding out on us now, or is she married? Do you think she would be happy living in a bus, LOL. Some women just don't get it at all, they seem to have those gold diggin fingers attached, I have even been told I am to wild, imagine that. She was deffinately a hottie back then.
James in da GRAYDAWG

ezrablu · Post by **ezrablu** » Mon Apr 25, 2011 7:22 pm

She still looks the same minus the giant hair

My family got some good anti-aging genes from both sides of my parents. She just turned 37 and still looks 25. And yep, she's single...she was engaged for NINE YEARS!!!! But they called it quits about 6 months ago. Yep, she likes buses and is gonna spend as much time as she can in mine this summer on my land.

Rudy · Post by **Rudy** » Tue Apr 26, 2011 12:07 am

Does all your family have the "wild hair genes" ?

ezrablu · Post by **ezrablu** » Tue Apr 26, 2011 3:49 am

Rudy...yes, we've all been blessed with that wild hair gene...which not only explains the hair on our head but the trouble that seems to follow us

Stealth Camper · Post by **Stealth Camper** » Tue Apr 26, 2011 4:39 am

graydawg,
She's just a kid, so don't get your hopes up

That picture must have been taken when she was about 13 or so. Looks very young. Cute kid!

Wild hair is good.

Ezra - he was someone I knew, not exactly what I would call a friend. But definitely stuck somewhere!

Jones'n4chrome · Post by **Jones'n4chrome** » Tue Apr 26, 2011 6:02 am

ezrablu wrote: Yep, she likes buses and is gonna spend as much time as she can in mine this summer on my land.

Gonna put her to work huh?

graydawg · Post by **graydawg** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 1:51 am

Hey Stealth if she is 37 now, she's too young for me, if 47 a may be, I will be 51 in July and try to stay very close to my own age, + or - a couple years only. A too young of a woman can sure make a fool out of a old man quick, if she is so inclined to do so and it happens all the time. I seem to have better luck in the a couple years older group myself, haven't quite figured that one out yet, but if it ain't broke don't fix it philosophy works for me.
James in da GRAYDAWG

Stealth Camper · Post by **Stealth Camper** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 10:48 am

I like 'em a little older. Especially now that I bought her a lifetime national park pass for $10 and we get in forever, everywhere! Yay!!!

She said she guesses that now I'll have to keep the "old broad" around and I say "YES!!"

ezrablu · Post by **ezrablu** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 1:56 am

Stealth...that is wonderful

Where do you get a lifetime pass for $10?!?

Edited: I found the website for National Parks and the fees. I didn't know they had annual and lifetime passes

NOMADICISTA

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