Sudden Bursts Of Wonder. Quotes from beyond.

ezrablu · Post by **ezrablu** » Sun Mar 27, 2011 3:32 pm

Can you answer this riddle? - 97% of Harvard graduates couldn't answer this, but 84% of kindergarten students could (in less than 6 minutes).

I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

Headache · Post by **Headache** » Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:18 am

Uhhhh, errrrr....my brain has passed it's functional limit...self destruction imminent.

Where did you get this? Now I gotta look it up!

ezrablu · Post by **ezrablu** » Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:33 am

"I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore!" ~ Peter Finch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dib2-HBs ... re=related

Rudy · Post by **Rudy** » Mon Mar 28, 2011 7:37 am

"My mama never said there'd be days like this." (Rudy Harley)

Rudy · Post by **Rudy** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:36 pm

Sometimes I feel like a delicate flower. Too bad I look like old milkweed.

Rudy · Post by **Rudy** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:40 pm

ezrablu wrote:

Can you answer this riddle? - 97% of Harvard graduates couldn't answer this, but 84% of kindergarten students could (in less than 6 minutes).

I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

That is a fancy riddle. How about some hints for the answer.

Rudy · Post by **Rudy** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 3:03 pm

"You make them when you trans estrify the oil." (DF)

I don't know what that means, but it sure sounds cool.

ezrablu · Post by **ezrablu** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 3:53 pm

ok...I just wrote a hint but deleted it because it was actually a little. Here's a new hint: It's one word.

I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you answer this riddle?

ezrablu · Post by **ezrablu** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 4:08 pm

Maybe this one is easier:

What is greater than God.
More evil than the Devil.

Rich people need it.
Poor people have it.
And if you eat it you die.

What is it?

Rudy · Post by **Rudy** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 4:13 pm

Someone clever will have to answer you queries.

dburt · Post by **dburt** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 4:23 pm

Snow? Fresh snow makes some guys wanna pee!

Sun? It will make your eyes pop if you stare at it! Gives nice tans to some folks, but makes some celebs look over-cooked like George Hamilton.

Sugar?

CO2 makes champagne bubble?

Soap? Girls have to comb thier hair after washing it?

This riddle is giving me a headache!

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:02 am

ezrablu wrote:ok...I just wrote a hint but deleted it because it was actually a little. Here's a new hint: It's one word.

I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you answer this riddle?

My answer is "yes"

Rudy · Post by **Rudy** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:10 am

Good answer Bob. So you start first grade next year?

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:14 am

Pre-school.

Its more fun!

Stealth Camper · Post by **Stealth Camper** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:37 am

Water

And yes, I cheated.

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