NOMADICISTA

For the Irish and part Irish among us

HAPPY ST PATRICK'S DAY!!!

Lois

right back at ya Lois, I think I'll dye my grand turtle green Oh shoot, he's already green

Thanks Dennis,
Should we have green eggs and ham for lunch?
I don't drink so no green beer please

Lois

I fall into the "part" category....part Irish and part Scottish. Being of mostly Celtic ancestory, my family seems to be having hard time leaving some of the "old ways" behind. They drink, fight, roam the earth with wild hair.

While I never was much of a drinker and have always been more of a lover than a fighter....the roaming and wild hair still haunt me

On the bus Paddy got chatting to Murphy who was carrying a bag on his back.

'What's in the bag?' asked Paddy
'I'm not going to tell', replied Murphy

'Go on, do.' pleaded Paddy.
'Ah, all right then, it's ducks.' announced Murphy

'If I guess how many ducks you have in the bag, will you give me one of them?' inquired Paddy.
'Look', said Murphy, 'If you guess the correct number, I'll give you both of them.'

'Five!' said Paddy triumphantly.

Are you sure that's not a polish joke

except for when it's told today