A blonde woman gets pulled over for speeding by a blonde patrol woman. She asks for the regristration and license...the blond driver say she knows about the registration and finds it in the glove box. Then she asks...what is the license? The patrol woman tells her it is the small rectangular thing with her picture on it. Oh she said digging through her purse...here it is she says as she hands her a small mirror....the patrol woman looks at it and says...if I knew you were a police officer I wouldnt have pulled you over!
Wherever I am...I am home.