A Funny Thing Happened.....

ezrablu · Post by **ezrablu** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 9:56 am

"He who laughs last...thinks slowest"

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 10:00 am

I dont get it...???

Rudy · Post by **Rudy** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 10:22 am

MANY years ago, I was was stationed overseas while serving in the military during the Vietnam era. I had a friend (also named Bob).

We came back to the states where I had become part of the pit crew for his race car that we ran on Tuesday nights. It was oval track Grand Am class.

Being young horny studs, we always ogled the pretty, young girls.

One of his favorite sayings was, "Wow, look at those bazooms!"

Of course, I knew he meant her boobs.

Twenty years later I, one day, burst out in laughter when I realized that "bazooms" was a slang of "bosoms".

Talk about being SLOW!

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 10:25 am

I still dont get it?????????

Rudy · Post by **Rudy** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 10:27 am

I bet you get "IT" as often as you like.

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 10:28 am

OH!!!!!!!! "I see" said the blind man as he spit into the wind and it all came back to him!

ezrablu · Post by **ezrablu** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 10:29 am

get what?

Rudy · Post by **Rudy** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 10:30 am

Ezra. Get something that you and I don't get

ezrablu · Post by **ezrablu** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 10:35 am

Rudy...what...sleep? rich? a break?

P.S. And don't go telling everybody about my nonextistent sex life.

DOH! Now look what you made me say!

Rudy · Post by **Rudy** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 10:58 am

Ezra, What? Non existent? You? How can that be?

Sex life? I remember that. I actually had some fun times, though I can't remember when that was. Maybe it was in a past life.

ezrablu · Post by **ezrablu** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 11:02 am

I don't know why I'm laughing...lol

ezrablu · Post by **ezrablu** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 11:10 am

Rudy, I forgot to mention your little story about Vietnam and the "bazooms" reminded me of a old joke about Bangkok.

Now how does that go?

Rudy · Post by **Rudy** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 11:30 am

I had hired a friend to help me with a project at some woman's house. She made us sandwiches for lunch.

Half way through the sandwiches I looked at my friend and asked him if there was something strange about the ham and cheese sandwiches.

I opened mine up to discover that the woman had failed to remove the plastic wrap around the american cheese slices.

My friend had not even noticed.

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 11:58 am

If it was "american" cheese there really isn't much difference.

Dennis The Bus Dweller · Sun Feb 06, 2011 3:35 am

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