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Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Going to church doesn't make you a believer any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand at the edge of a pool and throw fish.
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
Women will never be equal to men till they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut and still think they're sexy.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
You don't need a parachute to skydive, but you do need one to skydive again.
Hospitality is making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
I scream the same way whether I'm about to be eaten by a shark or seaweed touches my foot.
Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
Sudden Bursts Of Wonder. Quotes from beyond.
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Sudden bursts ...
I had to abandon free market principles in order to save the free market system.
I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write.
I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace.
I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun.
I want to thank you for taking time out of your day to come and witness my hanging.
It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.
Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.
No one was more shocked or angry than I was when we didn't find the weapons. I had a sickening feeling every time I thought about it. I still do.
So, I'm lying on the couch and Laura walks in and I say, 'Free at last,' and she says 'You're free all right, you're free to do the dishes.' So I say, 'You're talking to the former president, baby,' and she said, 'consider this your new domestic policy agenda.'
The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants.
The true history of my administration will be written 50 years from now, and you and I will not be around to see it.
I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.
This is my maiden voyage. My first speech since I was the president of the United States and I couldn't think of a better place to give it than Calgary, Canada.
Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice ... uh ...
Want more? Just Google George W. Bush.
I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write.
I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace.
I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun.
I want to thank you for taking time out of your day to come and witness my hanging.
It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.
Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.
No one was more shocked or angry than I was when we didn't find the weapons. I had a sickening feeling every time I thought about it. I still do.
So, I'm lying on the couch and Laura walks in and I say, 'Free at last,' and she says 'You're free all right, you're free to do the dishes.' So I say, 'You're talking to the former president, baby,' and she said, 'consider this your new domestic policy agenda.'
The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants.
The true history of my administration will be written 50 years from now, and you and I will not be around to see it.
I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.
This is my maiden voyage. My first speech since I was the president of the United States and I couldn't think of a better place to give it than Calgary, Canada.
Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice ... uh ...
Want more? Just Google George W. Bush.
"ya gotta have art ..."
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