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Post by **stuartcnz** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 6:20 am

If you are using English pounds to weigh the feathers, and Troy pounds to weigh the gold, then a pound of gold would be lighter.

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 8:00 am

You get the prize! There are only 12 ounces in troy weight which is used for gold. Good thing chicken-monkey doesnt use troy weight!

Rudy · Post by **Rudy** » Thu Jan 27, 2011 1:41 pm

There is a very common condiment that you can use one tablespoon of to make a very moist cake, and you can also use one tablespoon of to polish a bald head with to bring on a glossy sheen.

What is it?

I'll give future hints.

Standaddy · Post by **Standaddy** » Thu Jan 27, 2011 3:24 pm

I'd say mayonnaise.
Stan

Rudy · Post by **Rudy** » Thu Jan 27, 2011 3:26 pm

Stan, I thought that nobody would guess that one.

Golly!

Your turn.

Standaddy · Post by **Standaddy** » Thu Jan 27, 2011 4:48 pm

If it takes a hen and a half, a day and a half, to lay an egg and a half, how long does it take a rooster sitting on a brass doorknob to hatch out a hardware store?

Dennis The Bus Dweller · Thu Jan 27, 2011 9:07 pm

Rudy · Post by **Rudy** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 12:26 am

Standaddy wrote:If it takes a hen and a half, a day and a half, to lay an egg and a half, how long does it take a rooster sitting on a brass doorknob to hatch out a hardware store?

36 days unless it's a leap year.

Dennis The Bus Dweller · Fri Jan 28, 2011 12:33 pm

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Sun Feb 20, 2011 5:55 pm

What is the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and a pro pool player?

Headache · Post by **Headache** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 8:22 am

Wow, some of these bring back some memories!

Regarding "Suicide is Painless", the song was written by two people. The director's son Mike Altman wrote the lyrics then brought them into the studio where they were handed off to Johnny Mandel to write the music. Altman was 14 when he wrote the lyrics and made more money from those words than his dad did directing M.A.S.H.

Nope, I didn't look this one up. I have the dvd and watched it a couple of days ago, all this is in the bonus material.

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Tue Mar 01, 2011 9:22 am

When i woke up today I saw a HUGE eyeball outside my window...it looked like Chuck!

Rudy · Post by **Rudy** » Tue Mar 01, 2011 1:47 pm

From the book - Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy - what is the answer to life?

Rudy · Post by **Rudy** » Tue Mar 01, 2011 1:49 pm

JFK was assigned to a PT boat. What was it's number?

Dennis The Bus Dweller · Tue Mar 01, 2011 1:56 pm

Rudy wrote:JFK was assigned to a PT boat. What was it's number?

109?

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